Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Paul Porter pleads guilty to cocaine possession



Java the Hut spared his girlfriend a potential criminal record and prison sentence Tuesday, admitting instead he was the one who possessed nearly a quarter of a kilogram of cocaine found in her purse on the front seat of his vintage Cadillac Deville. Wow, that's not very HA like. Usually they'd rather their own son go to jail for them instead of taking the fall themselves.

2 comments:

  1. it's JABBA the Hut. Why do you keep insisting on using 'Java'?!? It's unnerving.

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  2. Right Jabba, my bad. I guess I have Java stuck in the head.
    Either way, he does look like that character from Star Wars.

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